Ghosted & Roasted - AWFUL tinder date's

Girls, we all have had that super shitty tinder date phase. Am I right? I hope so, I hope I didn't scoop up all the crappy men, because I have got so many TINDER dates gone wrong stories. I dont understand what makes these guys think what they are thinking, or to chat you up on tinder and then get your number and GHOST you. (BTW I now have a very fantastic boyfriend of 1+ years that I met on tinder) I had this one guy who took me to dinner, and ended up telling me that he went to jail for a bit in Washington,DC for setting a forest fire in a national park, that didn't work out by the way, clearly.. Another who I had to pick up .. drive him to dinner (across the street) while I waited almost a half hour for him in his drive way, to finish getting STONED, AND HE WASN'T even good looking, I was cat fished with him - so he made me buy my own dinner because I had ordered a beer, and it was too expensive for him (we went to Sam's Diner in Dartmouth for anyone who knows that shitty place). After the awful dinner he wants me to drive him to the SPCA to get a kitten!!! Sorry dude, family emergency gotta go! And then there are all the others that are just so lame, like the guy who picks you up in a old jeep with the doors being taped up on the inside from a fight that happened in the car, and then takes you to this tiny Lebanese store downtown for a "surprise treat" - well it was his surprise when he bought a bunch of shit and I didn't eat it because it dont like Lebanese Pastry's. Surprise is on you Buddy. I just feel so bad for people who dont have someone amazing like me, and have to have these awful dates. UGH!